Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Stop the War on Squats

There’s an epidemic hitting gyms across the nation and it’s starting from the ground up.  Ever so gradually, gym-goers (I refuse to use the term “weightlighters,” “bodybuilders” or “powerlifters,” since they are immune) are skipping leg day.  And, more importantly, they are utilizing the holy Squat Rack for uses I have never seen before.

Anyone who has ever lifted weights for a purpose, rather than because they saw “Johnny D’s Massive Chest Workout 3.0” in Flex Magazine knows the importance of squats and the dreaded “Leg Day.”  Unless you’re a bro-lifter and just looking to have big arms and a six pack, you yearn for leg day.  Without getting too technical and science-y, let’s just face the obvious: The Squat works huge muscles and muscle groups, as well as synergistically activating a lot of core muscle.  Thus, you are releasing large amounts of growth hormone (actually, the most of any exercise).  You WILL get stronger by doing squats.

So here lies the problem: so many gym goers are skipping out on squat day.  They think leg day is doing 3 sets of leg curls, 3 sets of leg extensions and running on the treadmill for 30 minutes. Or my personal favorite, someone loads up 225 on the squat rack only to drop into a ½ inch squat 8 times and call it a day.

Here’s a novel idea: leave your ego at the door.  Put on a weight you are almost comfortable lifting and drop your ass to the grass.  You don’t have to lift 500 lbs 10 times to make progress.  A simple (and highly popular) way to squat is a simple 5x5 or even 3x5 routine.  No one but you is judging you in the gym.  And if someone is judging you, do you really care?  Let them sit over there and do “Buster P’s Rock Solid Arm Blasting Workout” 5 days a week and make zero strength gains because they can only properly squat 100 lbs.


And one more thing, if you aren’t going to squat, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF THE SQUAT RACK.  This happened to me the other day:  An individual loaded up 225 on the Squat Rack on the safety bars so that they could do shrugs.  But instead of doing just shrugs, they decided to commandeer the squat rack while they did shrugs as 1 exercise in a circuit of about 15.  Yes, because when I’m waiting on 1 of 2 squat racks in the entire gym, I want to watch you struggle to shrug 225 twice just to then go over to a medicine ball and do crunches and then bicep curls.  What?!  And when I ask you how long you’re going to be (doing that stupid workout), I don’t need you to respond by saying “yeah… it’s going to be awhile.”  Yes, it is going to be awhile. Awhile for you to make any progress since I see you in the gym every day, but you never work legs.  If you want to do a bunch of random exercises in no coherent order while providing a nearly 100% change of injury, you should just go join a crossfit “gym”.  Until then, keep your nonsense out of the squat rack.
"Ass to Grass"

Monday, September 21, 2015

Album Alert: Slayer - Repentless

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Slayer released their newest album on September 11 of 2015.  I got my hands on it, listened to it a few times and have some first impressions.

Overall, the album is slightly above mediocre.  I hate to say that, I really do, but the truth hurts.  This article is less of a review and more of a "what I wish it could've been."

A few years ago Jeff Hanneman passed away and Slayer struggled with the idea if they should continue writing music.  Tom Araya wanted to stop, but Kerry insisted they push on.  I think that's what Jeff would've wanted anyway.  After all, when Metallica bassist Cliff Burton died in a tragic bus crash, Metallica put out ...And Justice for All.  Which, in my own personal opinion, ranks as one of the better, if not best, Metallica albums.  The songs were heavy, the riffs were in your face and James Hetfield just sounded pissed off on every track.  

I was expecting the same from Slayer on this album, but unfortunately I didn't get it.  I think if Jeff would've died when Slayer was young and in their twenties, this would've been a crazy album.  There would've been added anger to an already angry band.  But now, in their fifties, Slayer just sounds depressed after losing a close friend of over 30 years.  The album seems a little void and empty.

Sure, there are classic Slayer riffs and solos, but nothing is too memorable.  I can't think of a single track that I went back and listened to again immediately after it finished.  If this was an album dedicated to Jeff, they fell a little short.  All Repentless really made me do was want to go back and listen to their classic albums, maybe throw on Reign in Blood or Seasons in the Abyss and remember the days of Jeff.

Below you can check out a track and judge for yourself.  If anything, they are still Slayer.  Their sound hasn't changed, but now they are just a bunch of 50 year old metalheads instead of the angry 20 year olds they used to be.






Thursday, September 3, 2015

Welcome

Welcome fellow beer drinkers, weight lifters and metal heads.  If any or all of those titles apply to you, then you have come to the right place.  There are a lot of blogs out there for beer guys (and gals!), gym rats and metal heads, but what about those that fall into two or three of those categories? What about us!?  Fear not, that's why you're here.
 
If you are looking for the newest fad fitness trend, then you've come to the wrong place.  Want a review of the newest pop album?  Try again.  A poll of what's better: Bud Light or Coors Light? Dead wrong.

But if you're looking for that brutal playlist to listen to while going heavy on leg day, then you've come to the right place.  And what about that post workout beer (Is that even a thing?!)? Or the best type of beer to drink while slamming to some Brain Drill or thrashing to Skeletonwitch?  I've got you covered.  Sure, some days you may only see a new album review, a new workout philosophy or even homebrew tips; however there will always be a collaboration somewhere in the post.  So check it out and get ready to get big, get brutal and get drinking!

Disclaimer: Beer goes well with a lot of great things except for two: Driving and Working Out.  Drink responsibly, Lift Responsibly and Headbang Irresponsibly. \m/